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Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby 20ozBulldog » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:55 am

I was at the neighbors last night drinking scotch and shooting pool and I noticed these on the floor next to the toilet in his half bath. He said his fat ass dad was in town and has asshole problems so he uses them, lol!! :ROFL2

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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:56 am

:lolthumb
What was the toilet top literature of the week? :lol:
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Postby Beaver3332 » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:00 am

ayy man baby wipes make it a lot easier :justsayin
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Postby RoeTied » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:02 am

They save time and clean better. Whats wrong with your slow nasty ass?
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby JdPat04 » Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:28 am

All I use is baby wipes.
1. Cleaner
2. Feel better
3. Cleaner
4. Faster
5. Cleaner

I carry a pack in my car a well in case I have to shit on the go. I carry those bitches in and use them instead of that cheap ass sand paper they call TP. I also carry lysol and paper towels cuz I ain't sitting on those nasty ass toilets either
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby G-Town Indian » Sun Jun 17, 2012 6:46 am

JdPat04 wrote:All I use is baby wipes.
1. Cleaner
2. Feel better
3. Cleaner
4. Faster
5. Cleaner

I carry a pack in my car a well in case I have to shit on the go. I carry those bitches in and use them instead of that cheap ass sand paper they call TP. I also carry lysol and paper towels cuz I ain't sitting on those nasty ass toilets either


Prime example why germaphobes are sick all the time!
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:25 am

JdPat04 wrote:
I carry a pack in my car a well in case I have to shit on the go. I carry those bitches in and use them instead of that cheap ass sand paper they call TP. I also carry lysol and paper towels cuz I ain't sitting on those nasty ass toilets either

:wtf
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Postby ScotchFrost97 » Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:29 am

All about the charmin
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Postby 20ozBulldog » Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:22 pm

Bump for Howlette sighting!!

Baby Wipes FTW!! :lol:
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby JdPat04 » Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:40 pm

G-Town Indian wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:All I use is baby wipes.
1. Cleaner
2. Feel better
3. Cleaner
4. Faster
5. Cleaner

I carry a pack in my car a well in case I have to shit on the go. I carry those bitches in and use them instead of that cheap ass sand paper they call TP. I also carry lysol and paper towels cuz I ain't sitting on those nasty ass toilets either


Prime example why germaphobes are sick all the time!

Wrong, was sick all the time which led to being a germophobe. Since becoming one its not nearly as often.
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:01 pm

20ozBulldog wrote:Bump for Howlette sighting!!

Baby Wipes FTW!! :lol:

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Postby ScotchFrost97 » Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:06 pm

20ozBulldog wrote:Bump for Howlette sighting!!

Baby Wipes FTW!! :lol:

For the Wipe? :D
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Postby LuckOfTheIbis7 » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:41 am

I use them, I don't like the feeling of needing to take a shower after I take a dump.
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby JdPat04 » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:55 am

LuckOfTheIbis7 wrote:I use them, I don't like the feeling of needing to take a shower after I take a dump.


:aup

I don't like having to wipe 30 times to feel halfway clean

Which leads to having raw ass

I don't like having an itchy ass if you happen to miss something

Which leads to not having dirty underoos
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Postby G-Town Indian » Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:55 am

If U can't wipe your ass clean without making your ass raw, or without cleaning it completely then you must have not mastered the skill of wiping! It's not that hard. My asshole is never raw, and I don't have brown stains in my draws! :yes
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby JdPat04 » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:13 am

G-Town Indian wrote:If U can't wipe your ass clean without making your ass raw, or without cleaning it completely then you must have not mastered the skill of wiping! It's not that hard. My asshole is never raw, and I don't have brown stains in my draws! :yes


U gotta hairy ass?

How many times u shit?

I got one hell of a hairy ass its 3rd behind my head and pubes.

When I'm able to use the bathroom I use the shitter 3-6 times a day, and it's liquid and messy, not a clean dry tird.

Baby wipes are a necessity
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Postby G-Town Indian » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:22 am

JdPat04 wrote:
G-Town Indian wrote:If U can't wipe your ass clean without making your ass raw, or without cleaning it completely then you must have not mastered the skill of wiping! It's not that hard. My asshole is never raw, and I don't have brown stains in my draws! :yes


U gotta hairy ass?

How many times u shit?

I got one hell of a hairy ass its 3rd behind my head and pubes.

When I'm able to use the bathroom I use the shitter 3-6 times a day, and it's liquid and messy, not a clean dry tird.

Baby wipes are a necessity


When I save my cock and balls I shave the hair around my ass! :chewy Not actually shave but cut very short with a trimmer, either way I have no clingons. Get right dude, and stop being a nasty baby, its 2012!
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby JdPat04 » Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:26 am

G-Town Indian wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
G-Town Indian wrote:If U can't wipe your ass clean without making your ass raw, or without cleaning it completely then you must have not mastered the skill of wiping! It's not that hard. My asshole is never raw, and I don't have brown stains in my draws! :yes


U gotta hairy ass?

How many times u shit?

I got one hell of a hairy ass its 3rd behind my head and pubes.

When I'm able to use the bathroom I use the shitter 3-6 times a day, and it's liquid and messy, not a clean dry tird.

Baby wipes are a necessity


When I save my cock and balls I shave the hair around my ass! :chewy Not actually shave but cut very short with a trimmer, either way I have no clingons. Get right dude, and stop being a nasty baby, its 2012!


"stop being nasty"

That is exactly what I'm doing. No matter if you don't have any streaks in your underwear, they are still dirtier than mine. That's like taking a dry rag and wiping off your hands, or taking a wet rag and doing the same. Which persons hands will be cleaner :?

Of course it's not fully clean without soap but 75% clean is better than 50% clean.
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:46 am

G-Town Indian wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
G-Town Indian wrote:If U can't wipe your ass clean without making your ass raw, or without cleaning it completely then you must have not mastered the skill of wiping! It's not that hard. My asshole is never raw, and I don't have brown stains in my draws! :yes


U gotta hairy ass?

How many times u shit?

I got one hell of a hairy ass its 3rd behind my head and pubes.

When I'm able to use the bathroom I use the shitter 3-6 times a day, and it's liquid and messy, not a clean dry tird.

Baby wipes are a necessity


When I save my cock and balls I shave the hair around my ass! :chewy Not actually shave but cut very short with a trimmer, either way I have no clingons. Get right dude, and stop being a nasty baby, its 2012!


:biglol LMFAO! I'm laughing so hard irl that tears are streaming from my eyes :ROFL2 :ROFL
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Re: Hey Baby Wipe check this out!!

Postby G-Town Indian » Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:38 am

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:
G-Town Indian wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
G-Town Indian wrote:If U can't wipe your ass clean without making your ass raw, or without cleaning it completely then you must have not mastered the skill of wiping! It's not that hard. My asshole is never raw, and I don't have brown stains in my draws! :yes


U gotta hairy ass?

How many times u shit?

I got one hell of a hairy ass its 3rd behind my head and pubes.

When I'm able to use the bathroom I use the shitter 3-6 times a day, and it's liquid and messy, not a clean dry tird.

Baby wipes are a necessity


When I save my cock and balls I shave the hair around my ass! :chewy Not actually shave but cut very short with a trimmer, either way I have no clingons. Get right dude, and stop being a nasty baby, its 2012!


:biglol LMFAO! I'm laughing so hard irl that tears are streaming from my eyes :ROFL2 :ROFL




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